divorce

They have irreconcilable differences

They want a divorce your honour

Only six months of marriage

What irreconcilable differences

Explain to me young lady

I am like a dog

I am all the time asking

What can I do to make my master happy

He is like a cat

He is all the time asking

what will this good-for-nothing

Person do to make me happy

So where is the difference

You want to keep him happy

He wants to be kept happy

I am as much tired

Of being a dog your honour

As I am of

His being a cat

Aha! That’s irreconcilable

Divorce granted